i'm allison. i'm odd.

i'm 28 years old and an l-leaning b on the lgbt spectrum. i bite my nails and have crooked teeth and a gaudy design sense.

i'm canadian (from vancouver), have lived/worked/gone to school in japan, and i currently live as a permanent resident in michigan with my husband and our cats.

i do volunteer work on the side with a shelter for cats with fiv (yes, cat aids) and feline leukemia virus.

while i sometimes yap about my life and serious junk, video games or art, mostly i just reblog dumb things that make me laugh.

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ersbet:

Relationship RP is difficult because on the one hand you want to take things slow and put in all the romcom tropes and the slow buildup.

But then on the other hand you want to grab a barbie doll in each hand and smash their faces together.

(via invisible-inkie)

ride6artblog:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.

ride6artblog:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.

(via swarnpert)

my shift leaders dared me to take home this huge box of reject cotton candy that was just sitting in the break room. so of course i did.

my shift leaders dared me to take home this huge box of reject cotton candy that was just sitting in the break room. so of course i did.

Siouxsie and I are enjoying the sunshine today. #cats

Siouxsie and I are enjoying the sunshine today. #cats

i am in mad love with the new hairstyles.


Anonymous

Q: Yep. This game is officially nothing more than paper dolls to some of you.

A:

lmao cry more you fuckin weirdo

kingcheddarxvii:

beesmygod:

californiapants:

I. What.

for the love of god, buy me this

Hello there Pee

kingcheddarxvii:

beesmygod:

californiapants:

I. What.

for the love of god, buy me this

Hello there Pee

(via catbountry)

these tracks weren’t there yesterday
the rabbits are raising an army

these tracks weren’t there yesterday

the rabbits are raising an army

coelasquid:

plupluru:

LET IT GOES LET IT GOES TURNS AWAY AND FUCKS THEM HOES

I laff’d

coelasquid:

plupluru:

LET IT GOES
LET IT GOES
TURNS AWAY AND FUCKS THEM HOES

I laff’d

(via paracoma)

bridle:

So I have a pet duck who is special needs. I saved Spuck from being culled as a duckling and he imprinted on me, but I go to college on the other side of the country. This was my duck’s reaction after seeing me for the first time in 4 months

(via clockchimesthirteen)

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