i'm allison. i'm odd.

i'm 28 years old and an l-leaning b on the lgbt spectrum. i bite my nails and have crooked teeth and a gaudy design sense.

i'm canadian (from vancouver), have lived/worked/gone to school in japan, and i currently live as a permanent resident in michigan with my husband and our cats.

i do volunteer work on the side with a shelter for cats with fiv (yes, cat aids) and feline leukemia virus.

while i sometimes yap about my life and serious junk, video games or art, mostly i just reblog dumb things that make me laugh.

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my shift leaders dared me to take home this huge box of reject cotton candy that was just sitting in the break room. so of course i did.

my shift leaders dared me to take home this huge box of reject cotton candy that was just sitting in the break room. so of course i did.

Siouxsie and I are enjoying the sunshine today. #cats

Siouxsie and I are enjoying the sunshine today. #cats

i am in mad love with the new hairstyles.


Anonymous

Q: Yep. This game is officially nothing more than paper dolls to some of you.

A:

lmao cry more you fuckin weirdo

kingcheddarxvii:

beesmygod:

californiapants:

I. What.

for the love of god, buy me this

Hello there Pee

kingcheddarxvii:

beesmygod:

californiapants:

I. What.

for the love of god, buy me this

Hello there Pee

(via catbountry)

these tracks weren’t there yesterday
the rabbits are raising an army

these tracks weren’t there yesterday

the rabbits are raising an army

coelasquid:

plupluru:

LET IT GOES LET IT GOES TURNS AWAY AND FUCKS THEM HOES

I laff’d

coelasquid:

plupluru:

LET IT GOES
LET IT GOES
TURNS AWAY AND FUCKS THEM HOES

I laff’d

(via paracoma)

bridle:

So I have a pet duck who is special needs. I saved Spuck from being culled as a duckling and he imprinted on me, but I go to college on the other side of the country. This was my duck’s reaction after seeing me for the first time in 4 months

(via clockchimesthirteen)

Reasons to become a Role Player:

1.) Improve grammar, details, and spelling

2.) Meet awesome people

3.) Allow your creative side to come out

4.) PUT YOUR CHARACTER THROUGH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
FOR YOUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT

(Source: vroomvroomvroombeepbeep, via pyra-mugetsu)

nofreetickets:

But I have infinite tenderness for you. I always will. All my life long.”

As absorbing as it is moist, Blue Is The Warmest Colour (La vie d’Adèle - Chapitres 1 et 2) (2013) is a raw epic of self-discovery, love, loss, spaghetti and skin. This film faultlessly tackles some of the most challenging subject matter with finesse and style, proving that Gay Cinema extends much further than Another Gay Movie (2006). With note-perfect performances from both Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos, Abdellatif Kechiche (Black Venus, The Secret Of The Grain) directs this graphic novel adaption in a manner that is indisputably worthy of Palme d’Or at Cannes Film Festival 2013.

If you’ve not yet heard, there is a heavily explicit 6-minute sex scene in this movie that has left a whole host of critics divided, hordes of movie goers robbed of their ticket price and even the leading ladies (Seydoux and Exarchopoulos) taking to interviews to express their discomfort whilst filming. Controversy aside, I firmly believe in the scene – it rings true to the story, but also to the original text that the film is based. It is raw, truthful and mature. It serves to not only enlighten audiences, but to courageously enrich the plot and character development of the film.

You’ve got to be in it for the long haul with Blue Is The Warmest Colour, but this modern masterpiece has not only changed the face of French Cinema forever, but I believe it is paving a floridly realistic path for Gay Cinema in the future.

Rating: 4.5/5. See this movie. 

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